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10 December 2009 @ 01:21 pm
his nose itches!

23 September 2009 @ 12:58 pm
i want to cook for captain nemo ad the nautilus crew, and spend my weekends in an octopuses garden. land is overrated, and i think humanity as a whole made a bad decision when they crawled out of the soup a million years ago.

can we go back now, please? my gills are in the mail, i swear.
15 July 2009 @ 12:50 pm
happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear meeee, happy birthday to meeeeee
08 July 2009 @ 11:29 pm
this is a shout out to my roommate who said, when confronted with a progressively slower and slower draining shower, "Maybe it will just fix itself."

at the time i rolled my eyes and said 'yeah right, things don't just fix themselves!' on the inside, but you know what? the damn thing fixed itself.
30 June 2009 @ 08:47 pm
this is me, going to bed before it's dark out.
18 June 2009 @ 01:31 pm
today i ate the first blackberry of summer.
16 June 2009 @ 10:32 pm
q: what is worse than running over one roadkill on your bike on the way home?

a: running over two. duh! :P
Current Mood: squish
14 June 2009 @ 04:02 pm
i can keep up with e-tards and still be dancing strong long after their high has worn off.

now if only there was somewhere to dance like that every weekend.
Current Mood: satisfiedsatisfied
29 May 2009 @ 11:18 am
ironically, our provided-by-the-city water saving super efficient shower head has started dripping.
18 May 2009 @ 01:47 am
it's me against the bugs.
Current Mood: grim